Shartel Hotel

Welcome to the Shartel Hotel — Oklahoma County’s finest five-star bologna buffet!

Tired of boring tees that don’t make people stop and laugh? This shirt serves up more flavor than the lunch line at the Oklahoma County Detention Center — and trust us, that bologna is legendary. Around here, they say it’s the “Best Bologna in Oklahoma County,” and if you know, you know.

Slip this bad boy on and suddenly you’re not just wearing a T-shirt, you’re booking a stay at the county’s most notorious “hotel,” where check-in is free, but check-out requires a judge. Whether you’ve done a night in the clink or just like making fun of your friends who have, this shirt is your all-access pass to laughs, side-eyes, and more “where’d you get that?” moments than you can count.

This isn’t county-issued — it’s actually soft, lightweight, and stretches in all the right ways (unlike that metal cot mattress). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and flattering for all body types, this tee is built for freedom, not for lockdown.

So wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember: at the Shartel Hotel, the ice machine’s broken, the windows don’t open, but the bologna? Chef’s kiss.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US